Unreasonable Logic

Scratchings, Absurdities & Serious Nonsense for the Discerning Pedestrian.

The Greasy Spoon — Tablets

Here's a new radio script featuring Joe and Bob in the Greasy Spoon cafe. “SCENE BRIEFING” “SETTING: A snug, steam-fogged greasy...

October 5th, 2026 Scripts

Penhaligon's Guide To Blogging Again

My first particle was well received, giving me the courage to attempt to write a follow-up piece. Writing a piece...

October 4th, 2026 Essays

Reg Finds a Robot

Bogshire awoke to a robin-egg blue sky, gloriously unseasonal sunshine, and the ear-splitting whine of a top-tier hair dryer operating...

October 3rd, 2026 Stories

Penhaligon's Guide To Blogging

Good afternoon! My name is Professor John Penhaligon and I'm going to offer you some sound advice about blogging. I...

October 1st, 2026 Essays

The Bakery

The golden light of early morning sunshine bathed the village of Shitetippe, mostly because the sun couldn’t be arsed to...

September 30th, 2026 Stories

The Price of Cauliflower

There was a time, gentle reader, and not so very long ago, when a man of reasonable intellect and a...

September 29th, 2026 Essays

The Launderette

"Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from a washing machine that hates you personally." — Prof. Ivo Strand, Domestic Appliances...

September 28th, 2026 Stories

The Editors — Plan before You write

Here's a new radio script featuring The Editors. Plan before you write, a good piece of advice that Arthur is...

September 27th, 2026 Scripts

The Cold Tea Dilemma

If you lived in the Hampshire parish of Long Wallop, you took the climate personally. Barnaby Finch, having occupied the...

September 27th, 2026 Stories

The Editors - Show Don't Tell

Here's a new radio script featuring the editors. I wonder if professor Penhaligon will manage to avoid Arthur's wrath... “SCENE...

September 26th, 2026 Scripts

The Greasy Spoon — Pardon?

Here's a new radio script featuring the Joe and Bob in the greasy spoon. I might get people far more...

September 25th, 2026 Scripts

The Committee For Unnecessary Things

The boardroom at the College of Thought Experiments smelled of furniture polish and Yorkshire tea. The three men in the...

September 25th, 2026 Essays

Heading For an Election

I’ve heard that the government might be considering calling a general election. I believe this is rather good news. Because...

September 25th, 2026 Essays

The Editors — The Style Guide

Here's a new radio script featuring the editors. I might get people far more skilled behind a microphone than me...

September 24th, 2026 Scripts

The Warden

Here's a new radio script featuring the warden. I might get people far more skilled behind a microphone than me...

September 24th, 2026 Scripts