The Greasy Spoon — Tablets Here's a new radio script featuring Joe and Bob in the Greasy Spoon cafe. “SCENE BRIEFING” “SETTING: A snug, steam-fogged greasy spoon cafe in Coventry city... October 5th, 2026 Scripts
Penhaligon's Guide To Blogging Again My first particle was well received, giving me the courage to attempt to write a follow-up piece. Writing a piece is a bad idea, it’s... October 4th, 2026 Essays
Reg Finds a Robot Bogshire awoke to a robin-egg blue sky, gloriously unseasonal sunshine, and the ear-splitting whine of a top-tier hair dryer operating at maximum wattage. Reginald Crumplethwaite... October 3rd, 2026 Stories
Penhaligon's Guide To Blogging Good afternoon! My name is Professor John Penhaligon and I'm going to offer you some sound advice about blogging. I do so because there are... October 1st, 2026 Essays
The Bakery The golden light of early morning sunshine bathed the village of Shitetippe, mostly because the sun couldn’t be arsed to shine anywhere else, while the... September 30th, 2026 Stories
The Price of Cauliflower There was a time, gentle reader, and not so very long ago, when a man of reasonable intellect and a modest pocket could stroll into... September 29th, 2026 Essays
The Launderette "Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from a washing machine that hates you personally." — Prof. Ivo Strand, Domestic Appliances and the Fall of Rome... September 28th, 2026 Stories
The Editors — Plan before You write Here's a new radio script featuring The Editors. Plan before you write, a good piece of advice that Arthur is keen to discuss... “SCENE BRIEFING... September 27th, 2026 Scripts
The Cold Tea Dilemma If you lived in the Hampshire parish of Long Wallop, you took the climate personally. Barnaby Finch, having occupied the same pebble-dashed semi since the... September 27th, 2026 Stories
The Editors - Show Don't Tell Here's a new radio script featuring the editors. I wonder if professor Penhaligon will manage to avoid Arthur's wrath... “SCENE BRIEFING SETTING: A soundproofed recording studio... September 26th, 2026 Scripts
The Greasy Spoon — Pardon? Here's a new radio script featuring the Joe and Bob in the greasy spoon. I might get people far more skilled behind a microphone than... September 25th, 2026 Scripts
The Committee For Unnecessary Things The boardroom at the College of Thought Experiments smelled of furniture polish and Yorkshire tea. The three men in the room all wore suits and... September 25th, 2026 Essays
Heading For an Election I’ve heard that the government might be considering calling a general election. I believe this is rather good news. Because I have a candidate who... September 25th, 2026 Essays
The Editors — The Style Guide Here's a new radio script featuring the editors. I might get people far more skilled behind a microphone than me to perform them. These editors... September 24th, 2026 Scripts
The Warden Here's a new radio script featuring the warden. I might get people far more skilled behind a microphone than me to perform them.If you meet... September 24th, 2026 Scripts
Ed The Shed Here's a new radio script featuring me and a shed. I might get people far more skilled behind a microphone than me to perform them.... September 23rd, 2026 Scripts
Drama In The Kitchen Here's a new radio script because they are fun to write. I might get people far more skilled behind a microphone than me to perform... September 22nd, 2026 Scripts
The Blogging Stream It’s Saturday evening and I’m blogging. Not the medical condition called blogging. Where you get big bulging eyes and a fixed facial expression that looks... September 21st, 2026 Essays
The Greasy Spoon - The Guts I write radio scripts because they are fun to write. I might get people far more skilled behind a microphone than me to perform them.... September 20th, 2026
The Editor Hello, there, good evening. I’m clearing my throat before I start to write this. It is going to be difficult. Not the throat clearing, I’ve... September 19th, 2026 Essays
The Birds I write radio scripts because they are fun to write. I might get people far more skilled behind a microphone than me to perform them.... September 19th, 2026 Scripts
Talking The Talk I write radio scripts because they are fun to write. I might get people more skilled behind a microphone than me to perform them. Here's... September 19th, 2026 Scripts
The Big Idea It's late on Friday evening. My brain is looking forward to sleep. My fingers and wrists are aching from typing but the idea won't shut... September 18th, 2026 Essays
